4/1/09

Brothers, Unite!

Recently, much has been said and written in the mainstream media about “The New Dude” in the chopper scene. Not surprisingly, lone wolves, hardcore builders and riders like us find this kind of stereotyping downright offensive. If you agree, there’s a way for your voice to be heard:


The Biltwell Rider’s Organization is a brotherhood a hard-riding men who refuse to follow the status quo. Cooler than an “Owner’s Group” and less structured than a cult, B.R.O. is THE organization for today’s backstreet builder and tomorrow’s hardcore chopper rider.

With membership in the B.R.O., everyone can feel the wind in his beard. Join B.R.O. and here’s what you’ll get:

Supporter ($100):
• B.R.O. membership card and windshield decal
• 1-year subscription to “Lanesplitter,” the official B.R.O. online e'zine
• Paisley B.R.O. bandana

Hangaround ($250):
Everything Supporters get, plus:
• Cast aluminum B.R.O. keychain
• B.R.O. t-shirt and embroidered Outlaw Spirit™ terrycloth wristband
• B.R.O. friendship on Myspace and Facebook!

Disciple ($500):
Everything Hangarounds get, plus:
• Biltwell metalflake open-face helmet with matching tinted bubble shield
• Vans high-top skateboard shoes
• Cuffed Levi's 501 jeans and sleeveless denim jacket with assorted eBay patches

Because exclusivity and individuality are important to everyone at Biltwell, membership in the B.R.O. will be limited to the first thousand riders. To start enjoying the privileges of BROtherhood today, please click this LINK.
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17 comments :

Anonymous said...

I call Bullshit....April fools day Bitches!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thaats some funny shit... I was getting ready to send you a check..

MolochDrifter

Chris B. said...

special~

the good captain said...

Gawd, I love you guys...

Motorradfahrer said...

Haha! That's great! Pretty darn funny.

migg said...

So does this mean we can't be BROs?;)

Jackieshan said...

Pshhh... I was a little pissed until I saw the comments. You guys are clowns.

backwoods said...

It's about damn time. Paypal payment sent for a total of (4) disciple memberships.

Thanks much, see ya on myspace!

r757rob said...

You mean I can't have a paisley B.R.O.dana?

STANDARD said...

HOW DO I GET MY MONEY BACK!...
IT TOOK MY C/C INFO...

HAHAHAHA.....SHIT I WAS GOING FOR

PREZ. STATUS...

I ALMOST GOT OUT MY BLACK SOCKS ,BLACK DICKIES SHORTS,MY SO-GAY TSHIRT, SHAVED MY HEAD,AND WAXED UP THE 909 LIMO....LOL

ohmyguinness said...

I thought my open faced, metal flake, biltwell helmet was cool...Now I'm confused.

stumpworks said...

that is f---'n clasic you guys are great, i thougt the world had ended and the HOG members had taken over.....cracken up still!

STANDARD said...

FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER BRO's.... FMX STYLE... SHIT IM ALL FUCKED UP...

I NEED TO LAY OFF THE DIET PILLS..LOL

Anonymous said...

sweeet!

McGoo said...

Thanks for letting us take the piss without losing your cools, fellas. Happy Earth Day!

trailortrash said...

haha nice, had me up to the ebay patched jacket lol

mike47 said...

Nice! Nothing like reading that shit early in the AM and saying WTF?