10/15/09

Epicly Max'd



Enjoy some words of wisdom.
VBS.
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29 comments :

Richie said...

Wow.
That's better than I was expecting.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he was describing himself when talking about the phony biker thing.

luke said...

great stuff. i dont think theres anything phony about that guy. he seems pretty genuine.

Anonymous said...

Funny thought on the Jap scene, most american's are not in to the 60-70's chopper scene because they did it.... IN THE 60s AND 70s! .. and thank god the scene isn't yet watered down here, but with more vids like this, it soon will be. Every skate punk kid want's a "Max chopper" again raising the price on all the old shit. Ooo.. thats a chopper like Max builds! uggg!

Bill said...

Yeah, damn skate punks, who are they to want to have fun riding and choppin' motorcycles. Dang kids! Playing with skateboards at this age!

I generally don't try to defend most posts on here but Anonymous you sound like a bitter old douche. Max rules.

Anonymous said...

Bitter old douche bag? Ok, guilty as charged.

Anonymous said...

thanks for posting this.

- sportstermike

vinnie said...

Max is the shit good stuff is made of. Jason and Julien too.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, can I blow him? oo oo ooooo Max and Jasin are so dreamy! OOoo.. he is drinking an Olympia beer?!?!? How retro and so cool!

I love him, I want to be him!

Von-Huber said...

Ride your bike and have fun. That's all you need to do.

vinnie said...

Hey anonymous I think you need a hug. Von-Huber said it best, good words.

shiftace said...

down to fucking earth, real dude. no bullshit, no pomp.

shiftace said...

is anonymous Dragon?

luke said...

probably.

Trawler said...

anonymous is the 68 year old guy who hasn't washed for 5 years and had his tank and cap poached for $20!
No wonder he's pissed!

Nobody has the right to say who is allowed to get into this shit.
Bring it on!

Anonymous said...

haters come in all shapes and sizes, even skinny skaters. in my day if one of you little punks came rolling up on a bike like this, we would kick you off it, bitch slap you for playing biker, then steal your bike and let our old ladies ride it home. Later we would wait till she was on the rag, then make her wash her ass on the seat. Part the bike out to our brothers then find you and rub the seat in your face.

having a "right" has nothing to do with it. When you get tired of listening to the latest fake punk band and then latest fad hits the streets, this old man will still be "living" not acting.

Close to 65 and bet your life I bitched slapped punks like you for less.

Deke said...

What's the deal with anonymous he doesn't like Pan's and Knuck's? Or is it that only old people can did that trip? Sorry I was born in 68 and wasn't diggin' the scene way back when he was too cool. Dude sounds washed up. Someone change his Depends. If that dude was as tough as he thinks he is he would publish his name.

Bill said...

I'm not arguing, I'm sure you were and still are super-ninja-tough-bad-ass-killer who eats dirt and shits knuckleheads.

But, ponder this: Who do you think is going to answer the craigslist ad and come over and clean out your shed in a couple years?

Anonymous said...

Can't publish my name, feds got all my shit tapped, I'm on house arrest for fucking some kid up who decided to try to ride next to me on the road. he said something about my "awesome swazi tat", its on the back of my hand, and soon the punks face was meeting my swazi at full force.

Bill, my old lady will sell all my shit to some slant eyes for top dollar when I die, my kids and grandkids will be rolling in cash and riding BMWs. The shame.

Things were much simpler when the squares hated you cause you were on an old chopper, now, they all want to be my friend and ask me if I know Max! WHO?

I do like your parts though. Good stuff.

Bill said...

Awesome, somehow I think I know who you are Mr. A, funny shit.

harley_dangerous said...

i was raised around the biker lifestyle my dad was in a mc(crusaders) and had his own shop chopping bikes and shit. max is a tool and should be slapped around

Deke said...

Hey anonymous, why can't you use your computer if your on house arrest? Isn't that shit at home? Boy I guess your into some real Sons Of Anarchy type of shit if they got your house tapped. Or are you a paranoid tweeker?

Anonymous said...

Deke, or is it GEEK?! I see they let you out of the 5th grade today. Listen, I'll make it simple for you.. why care what I think isn't that what real outlaws are, not caring what others think? So, give Max y Pad a call and you two can 69 each other all over his garage while your skater fag friends stand around and stroke off on each other.

Tweeker? No, but I do love taking a few hits and banging my old lady.. next time I'll take a few more and come over your place and bang you, then bang your old lady.. wait, thats no good, you are under age, scrap that, I'll bang your MOM then.
I've already dont enough time for underage bitches.

Deke said...

Hey anonymous, taking a few hits of what? Meth? Most likely. I know your old tired type. Your just a washed up old tweek with not much going on. I not an outlaw, just a citizen that works and pays rent. It's not that I rally care what you think, but if your going to voice an opinion in a public forum one must be prepared for a rebuttal. As far as fucking me and my mom, well thats just jive talk will never happen. Just like your tough guy stories that are most likely lies. I think the meth has ruined your nerve receptors in your brain and now you struggle with mood swings.

Anonymous said...

Deke, or is it DICK? Yes, you are no outlaw, but I already knew that. Meth is my excuse, what is yours? I'll wake up sober, you'll still be stupid and playing with your Wii games and wiping your belly off after jerking it to Max-y-Pad videos.
Now go sell your motorcycle and go down to the YMCA and hang out in the showers.

Deke said...

Hey anonymous, I like pinball not Wii and when I jerk off I use a sock not my belly. But it's nice to know you know what a slick belly is. your a tough jailbird so the shower thing is probably up your aggressive homo alley. To quote G.G., bite it you scum.

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Anonymous said...

Dear my soon to be lover Deke,
Yes, I would own you in no time in the shower at the pen. I assume your are quoting G.G. Allen? yet another lame idol to you stupid skate kids. You dumbasses worship losers that play people selling "the life" but those who really live the "life" are not the ones to need, want, or seek the admiration of anyone.

Sadly, you will always be blind my son. I've had my fun today, my parole officer is calling me and my old lady is screaming at the dogs, so no more time to play with the likes of you.

See you in the showers.

Deke said...

Hey anonymous, fuckin' awsome (funny shit). You are right I will sell my bike's. I will off myself on Halloween because G.G. didn't. See you in the showers, I'll bring the lube eergh I mean soap.