7/4/10

Happy 4th of July


A public service announcement from Officer Safe Tee.

Shooting fireworks out of your butt probably sounds like a good idea. Especially if you have a six pack in you already and just watched Jackass the day before. Remember, those dudes got their junk bit by rattlesnakes and swam with sharks while wearing meat-stuffed Speedos. Probably not real good risk management skills.

Enjoy your Independence!

2 comments :

T.B.B said...

FUCK!! I bet taking a shit feels good right about now!

Greaser Mike said...

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN... ...CANNOT BE UNSEEN.