Dear Bill...

...thank you for all the t-shirts you sent with me for my friends in Italy...Unfortunately, a local girl named Francesca tricked me into spending more time with her on the family farm than I anticipated and I was forced to wear a few shirts myself...Saying no to such a sweet young girl would have tarnished the Italian-American friendship I've worked so diligently to establish and so some QT with the aforementioned girl was in order...O yea, forgot to mention Francesca and her father, Menni Battista, restore Moto-Guzzi's in their humble shop located in Mandello, Italy, and are some of the most hospitable people you'll ever meet

Ciao,

Otto